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Funny Quotes

If there were no funny quotes, it would be a real shame. What is better than once in a while have a good laugh moreover gathering inspiration. Funny quotes are like water that drives the water mill wheel, which awakens in our hearts the need to rise above the setbacks of life.

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Don't swet the petty things and also don't pet the swety things. detail
UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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Roses are red,Violets are blue,Pornhub is down,Your Facebook will do. detail
PSYCHO (own creation)
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"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." detail
GEORGE CARLIN
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Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. detail
ZIG ZIGLAR
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Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out. detail
HAFIZ OF PERSIA
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the t... detail
QUENTIN CRISP
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The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to a... detail
ANNA GARLIN SPENCER
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It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. detail
MARLENE DIETRICH
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I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hambu... detail
PAUL NEWMAN
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nick   Zdravím vás, drahá. Jsem Katie Higginsová. Mám rád upřímnost, důvěru, lásku, pé...
nick   Nie som zvyknutý chváliť sa, takže je to pre mňa trochu problém. Žijem dôstojne ...
nick   i am a lovely woman i am a lovely womani am a lovely womani am a lovely woma...
nick   i am  easy going girl with sense of honor single never married not in any relati...
nick   I am a very energetic, purposeful girl. I dream to have a family, have children...
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