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Funny Quotes

If there were no funny quotes, it would be a real shame. What is better than once in a while have a good laugh moreover gathering inspiration. Funny quotes are like water that drives the water mill wheel, which awakens in our hearts the need to rise above the setbacks of life.

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I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want a desert detail
UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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If there´s no candy in heaven, I am not going. detail
UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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Don't swet the petty things and also don't pet the swety things. detail
UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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Roses are red,Violets are blue,Pornhub is down,Your Facebook will do. detail
PSYCHO (own creation)
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"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." detail
GEORGE CARLIN
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Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. detail
ZIG ZIGLAR
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Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out. detail
HAFIZ OF PERSIA
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the t... detail
QUENTIN CRISP
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The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to a... detail
ANNA GARLIN SPENCER
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nick   Som milujúce, milujúce a milé dievča, ktoré miluje prírodu, milujem chodenie s p...
nick   My hobbies are traveling,wa-
tching football,bas-
ketball, and spending time with fa...
nick   I'm a kind hearten man and Humble with a good heart and with the values of human...
nick   Looking for girl :). As long as we can connect with each other effortlessly, I a...
nick   i will tell you later,i will tell you later,i will tell you later,i will tell yo...
nick   I am here to make good friends and serious relationship I am here to make go...
nick   I will tell you later, I will tell you later,I will tell you later,I will tell y...
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